Guild: Banksters in Space
Title/Rank: Howdy im
Level: 142.02 (Rank 35)
Account Age: 2,703 Days
|Defence is for sissys.|
hate mail/Itears welcome
NAP: 4 PM, or after lunch if it was a big meal.
MDP: Yes, but I'm on meds for it, so it's cool. (Manic Depressive Psychosis)
KOS: "A Greek island in the south Sporades group of the Dodecanese, next to the Gulf of Gökova/Cos. It measures 40 km by 8 km."
I had to look that up. Now you know too.
FRIENDS: I keep mine on Facebook.
PROTECTION: Ribbed, for her pleasure.
LEVIS DESTROYED: 3, but the last one shouldn't count because the dog chewed up my favorite 501s. The other 2 pairs wore out. They're pretty durable as pants go, though.
COMMANDERS KILLED: 0
(Well, 1 - but the Army couldn't prove it wasn't an accident, so I got discharged.)
EPIC PILLAGE: When you get to my age you do have to take a lot of pills, but I wouldn't call it *epic*...
WAR: Huh! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'... ♪ ♫
Im MOT DOME Til i Die