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[$$$] Jessica Alba

Player: 12400

Guild: Banksters in Space

Title/Rank: Yours for 2 bucks

Level: 179.58 (Rank 8)
Economy: 12,055

Account: Free

Account Age: 4,747 Days

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Defence is for sissys.

hate mail/Itears welcome

NAP: 4 PM, or after lunch if it was a big meal.

MDP: Yes, but I'm on meds for it, so it's cool. (Manic Depressive Psychosis)

KOS: "A Greek island in the south Sporades group of the Dodecanese, next to the Gulf of Gökova/Cos. It measures 40 km by 8 km."
I had to look that up. Now you know too.

FRIENDS: I keep mine on Facebook.

PROTECTION: Ribbed, for her pleasure.

LEVIS DESTROYED: 3, but the last one shouldn't count because the dog chewed up my favorite 501s. The other 2 pairs wore out. They're pretty durable as pants go, though.

COMMANDERS KILLED: 0
(Well, 1 - but the Army couldn't prove it wasn't an accident, so I got discharged.)

EPIC PILLAGE: When you get to my age you do have to take a lot of pills, but I wouldn't call it *epic*...

WAR: Huh! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'... ♪ ♫

Im MOT DOME Til i Die

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